©©©More shit I copyrighted©©©©

OKAY OKAY! I know haven’t been posting on here much for quite some time. Okay. I know that, K.

But that’s not why I am posting here.

I’m here to inform everyone about MORE SHIT I’VE COPYRIGHTED:

1. Eve’s tears: When a woman has to pee after coitus, that’s called “Eve’s tears”–and I coined it! Example:  “Man, I  made that bitch shed Eve’s tears all night.”
2. Cars in Bikinis: The concept of putting cars into bikinis. We’ve all seen cars, chicks, and bikinis; and we’ve seen chicks with cars, chicks in bikinis, chicks in bikinis with cars. But we haven’t seen CARS IN BIKINIS, and when we do, we’ll all know who thought of that. ME!
3. “Everyone can use some support”: Tagline for a men’s bra. So if anyone ever markets a bra men know that your best tagline is already taken–by me.
4. The Brothel: The name of a soup restaurant. And if you open, or already operate, a Brothel, don’t try any funny business, like starting to soup.

Remember: I own rights to any an all variations of the above.

COPYRIGHT 2009 YOUTH: WASTED